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14 Funny Quotes About Gin That Will Make Your Day

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Here in the UK we’ve got quite the love for gin, in fact so much love that it has definitely become a way of life, a culture in itself if you will.

And what would our gin culture be without some gin quotes to epitomise the expression of our affinity with our favourite spirit?

As always, we’ve scoured the internet to find the best quotes that make us feel all giddy and giggly, particularly because of their reference to well.. what else? Gin.

If you’re like us, and you’d like to express your love for gin by decorating your home, office desk or even car there are a few etsy shops that can print these quotes out for you to frame.

Without further ado here are our top picks for gin quotes out there.

“Crack Open the Gin”

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“When life gives you lemons crack open the gin”.

“Rescue some gin”

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“It’s Weekend. Time to be a hero and rescue some gin trapped in a bottle!”

“Don’t cry over spilt milk”

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“Don’t cry over spilt milk, it could have been gin”.

“Keep things bottled up”

“Drink gin, it’s not good to keep things bottled up”.


“Gym? I thought you said gin”.

“To Gin or not to Gin?”

“To gin, or not to gin? Silly question”.

“Life happens”

“Life happens. Gin helps.”


“I make gin disappear. What’s your superpower?”

“Gin to my tonic”

“You are the gin to my tonic”.

“Gin made me do it”

“Gin made me do it”.


“According to chemists gin IS a solution”.

“You can dance”

“Trust me you can dance” – Gin

“Gin O’clock”

“It’s always gin o’clock”.


“Let the evening be-gin”.

Hopefully the above quotes have put a smile on your face like they have for us. Please drink responsibly.

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